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Jaws 3


Jaws 3
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Manufacturer: Universal Studios
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr., John Putch
Directed By: Joe Alves
Average Customer Rating: Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5

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Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
Audience Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Binding: DVD
Brand: Universal
EAN: 9780783282336
Format: Closed-captioned
ISBN: 0783282338
Label: Universal Studios
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Universal Studios
Region Code: 1
Release Date: 2003-06-03
Running Time: 99
Studio: Universal Studios
Theatrical Release Date: 1983-07-22

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Spotlight customer reviews:

Customer Rating: Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5
Summary: C'monnnn
Comment: I loveeee the Jaws movies but this one was terrible. It just didn't fit in with the rest of them. Kind of like how Halloween 3 doesn't fit in with the rest of the Halloweens.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5
Summary: Not as good as the first two, but fun still
Comment: Good but still horrible compared the first two, Jaws 3d is a fun, violent, and often funny film that still bares it's razor sharp teeth.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5
Summary: The Next Generation
Comment: The film begins underwater. A large fish is bitten in half. What did it? A group of water skiers practice acrobatics, then something happens. The "Sea World" theme park is opening. Its lagoon has an opening to the sea. Why are the dolphins upset? A man goes into the water after dusk. Will he have an accident? [We know what will happen but don't know when.] Somebody doesn't show up for work. Why are the dolphins acting strangely? [Pliny wrote a story about a dolphin that rescued a man at sea.] Does show business dictate the solution to a problem?

Is night time the right time to go shark hunting? Can a fish be used as an attraction? What if a dead body shocks the customers? Does the manager remind you of Dilbert's world? Has Murphy's Law been repealed? [No.] Will the mother of all sharks sneak into the lagoon? Will this provide a new thrill for paying customers? Will they appreciate being part of a news event? What did you do on your vacation? Would you pay to visit this theme park?

Did you appreciate the speech by the spokesperson? Was this story as good as the earlier versions? [No. The earlier versions were livelier and scarier.] Every film needs a happy ending to be successful. Were you pleased by this ending?


Customer Rating: Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5
Summary: Sucks Completly
Comment: Here is a perfect example of griding a story into the dirt. The acting and story line are so bad in this version, you'll wonder if this movie was really a cult classic in the making.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5
Summary: Stupid
Comment: This movie is by far the STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen. Here are my reasons:
1. The quality of the mechanical shark is equivalent to that of a Happy Meal toy.
2. There's blood every 6-10 minutes.
3. Sharks getting into Sea World? Whoever made this movie was really running low on ideas.
4. The characters are stupid and unbelieveable.
5. After the main characters (I can't remember their names) capture the shark that had been tormenting them and killing everybody, they put it on display at Sea World. That's real smart.
6. The shark on display wasn't really the shark that was killing everybody, it was actually the CHILD of the shark that was killing everybody, and then they have to kill the mother (The writers probably decided to add that in because it probably would have been a weak ending if they hadn't).
I could go on forever with reasoning why you should not watch this.


Editorial Reviews:

Customer Rating: Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5
Summary: C'monnnn
Comment: I loveeee the Jaws movies but this one was terrible. It just didn't fit in with the rest of them. Kind of like how Halloween 3 doesn't fit in with the rest of the Halloweens.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5
Summary: Not as good as the first two, but fun still
Comment: Good but still horrible compared the first two, Jaws 3d is a fun, violent, and often funny film that still bares it's razor sharp teeth.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5
Summary: The Next Generation
Comment: The film begins underwater. A large fish is bitten in half. What did it? A group of water skiers practice acrobatics, then something happens. The "Sea World" theme park is opening. Its lagoon has an opening to the sea. Why are the dolphins upset? A man goes into the water after dusk. Will he have an accident? [We know what will happen but don't know when.] Somebody doesn't show up for work. Why are the dolphins acting strangely? [Pliny wrote a story about a dolphin that rescued a man at sea.] Does show business dictate the solution to a problem?

Is night time the right time to go shark hunting? Can a fish be used as an attraction? What if a dead body shocks the customers? Does the manager remind you of Dilbert's world? Has Murphy's Law been repealed? [No.] Will the mother of all sharks sneak into the lagoon? Will this provide a new thrill for paying customers? Will they appreciate being part of a news event? What did you do on your vacation? Would you pay to visit this theme park?

Did you appreciate the speech by the spokesperson? Was this story as good as the earlier versions? [No. The earlier versions were livelier and scarier.] Every film needs a happy ending to be successful. Were you pleased by this ending?


Customer Rating: Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5
Summary: Sucks Completly
Comment: Here is a perfect example of griding a story into the dirt. The acting and story line are so bad in this version, you'll wonder if this movie was really a cult classic in the making.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5
Summary: Stupid
Comment: This movie is by far the STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen. Here are my reasons:
1. The quality of the mechanical shark is equivalent to that of a Happy Meal toy.
2. There's blood every 6-10 minutes.
3. Sharks getting into Sea World? Whoever made this movie was really running low on ideas.
4. The characters are stupid and unbelieveable.
5. After the main characters (I can't remember their names) capture the shark that had been tormenting them and killing everybody, they put it on display at Sea World. That's real smart.
6. The shark on display wasn't really the shark that was killing everybody, it was actually the CHILD of the shark that was killing everybody, and then they have to kill the mother (The writers probably decided to add that in because it probably would have been a weak ending if they hadn't).
I could go on forever with reasoning why you should not watch this.

An engineer and a marine biologist face a great white mother shark at a florida sea park. Originally 3-d. Studio: Uni Dist Corp. (mca) Release Date: 08/01/2006 Starring: Dennis Quaid Lea Thompson Run time: 99 minutes Rating: Pg Director: Joe Alves

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